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flowjack 

1: Originally, a synonym for "retarded person." This usage has lost its effectiveness.

2: Name for the head M.C. of BCCB, because he is a jack-of-flow. He can drop beats like a mother-fucking farmer, yo, who accidentally dropped an entire crate of Beets, which he intended to sell at the local farmer's market, but which he can no longer sell because they are so bruised from the fall.
1: Normie: Hey, Albert. I'm talking to you, Albert. Pay attention. What you are, Albert, is a flowjack. Okay? Got that? So, from now on when I ask you what you are, what're you going to tell me?

Albert: Huh?

Normie: What are you, Albert?

Albert: A...person.

Normie: No! You're a flowjack, Albert. A flowjack. Okay? Now, what are you?

Albert: I'm a flowjack.

2: "That Flowjack sure is mother-fucking bomb-diggity. Listen to him as he blows us all away with his divinely-inspired word-rhyming, and with his superior grasp of syntax."
flowjack by Flowjack February 1, 2004
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flowback 

the biological term used by sexologists to describe semen leaking back out of the vagina after unprotected hetero sex is flowback
I rolled over into the wet spot, woke up, and cursed the flowback.
flowback by Nick Mass January 27, 2005

flowback 

Sex juices, particularly semen, that head downhill due to gravity if a women stands after sex.
I tested my daughter's panties with a kit from www.infidelitytoday.com and found something that shouldn't be there.
flowback by Nathan March 31, 2003

Flopjacking 

Sadly masturbating with a flaccid penis, when the hardness is fairly similar to that of a flapjack.
John is way too drunk tonight, no way is he closing with Mary. He'll probably end up going home alone and flopjacking.
Flopjacking by ValiantDonut738 October 23, 2017

Flowbacking 

the act of pushing cum back into your girl with your fingers when it starts to run out
I didn't want to waste a drop of my cum so i started flowbacking her pu$$y
Flowbacking by niknack January 24, 2023

Bloody Flowback 

Bloody Flowback(noun) is the term used for the substance that comes out a woman when you are having intercourse. When she is "on the rag" once the male has had his fill and finished unleashing his manly fluids inside her, the red/white cum/blood that comes back out is Bloody Flowback.
"Aww man I got Bloody Flowback all over my parents new sheets!"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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