Flat-apple

A way to mess with your friends because this word doesn't exist.

Camille didn't know what flat-apple meant and googled it

by Okokpkokejenkd May 19, 2017

bull pissing on a flat rock

Raining very hard

How bad is it raining ? Like a bull pissing on a flat rock

by #1toohottie November 30, 2017

FLAT CHAT

Adjective:
Feigning importance and fraudulently or deceptively claiming to be busy at work when in reality you have sweet FA work to get done.

Synonym: Pretending to be busy at work when you actually are not.

"How are you going today?" "Oh, I'm absolutely FLAT CHAT!" (Sigh dramatically and flutter hand over chest)

by Cactus Juice February 22, 2018

flat spoon

Its a spatula.

Patrick: "Hey Squidward! Is a flat spoon an instrument?"
Squidward: "No Patrick, a flat spoon is a spatula."

by there-once-was-a-guy-named-fez March 5, 2018

Flat Tire

When a girl sucks you but she catches you with her teeth so deep that your penis loses all stiffness.

Dang, she gave me a Flat tire after dinner, it hurts!!

by The_DestroyerXP March 9, 2018

flat

a person who do to much and dosent get any attention from it.

you act so flat.omg

by americaslay1010 March 20, 2018

flat leaver

Someone who leaves another person in a partnership because they got done with the task first.

"Joeh you are a flat leaver!!"

by Raymond Carlson February 15, 2017