Flatfished

When you see a flat online and it looks big, bright and modern, then when you get to the viewing only to see it’s tiny, dark and run down. You’ve been flatfished.

The London flat was a 10 online, but a 4 in real life. I’ve been flatfished.

by deeplyinsultedtomycore November 21, 2025

Flauflō

1) Something annoying or upsetting.
2) Can be a name is some scenarios.

I flauflōed up!
You little flauflō!

by Logan Barret December 11, 2025

fluff

a type of fanfic. Which where the fanfic is humorous, sweet or just romantic. Sometimes has plot, sometimes doesnt.
no smut (the freaky/sex stuff) or angst (the sad stuff)

dude 1: “just readed some fluff of my otp.”
dude 2: “what?”
dude 1: “you must be living under a rock to not know what fluff is.”
dude 2: “im not chronically online.”
dude: “.. Fuck you.”

by EVIL jammypie December 24, 2025

Butt Fluff

When someone is getting F***ed in the ass and the man cums. xP

person 1- i has such a horrible night...

person 2- why?

person 1- cause i totally got full of butt fluff!

person 2- aweh man that sux!

by XAgentxCupcakeX May 19, 2009

car faffing

Car faffing is the subclass of dogging involving purely homosexual men.

Where are Jon and Matt?

Oh, they are off car faffing like mad things.

by stoduk January 8, 2011

Bus Fluff

Annoying somebody on a bus by picking apart the seats and throwing bits of the fluff at them.

Guy: Hey Ellen guess what?
Girl: What?
(Guy then throws countless amounts of Bus Fluff at her)

by Brent Monday June 13, 2011

diggity faff

When someone starts to hit on someone else. They also call it giggity faffing.

"Hey, dude I'm gonna start talking to that chick over there; she seems fine."
"Ooooh some diggity faff!"
"Yep, I'm doing some diggity faffing!"

*guy is talking to girl they like, and someone else walks past and shouts "diggity faff" at them - for trying to get it on with the girl."

by Lucei frog December 19, 2011