coaster fingers 

When you finger an asshole and only realise you still have shit under your nails when having a sip of beer at the pub. You grab a coaster to scrape the shit out.

Mate! I've got coaster fingers. Wanna sniff?

coaster fingers by Squirtle 2.0 December 11, 2016

cherry fingers

When your fingering a girl and you pull your finger out and it's covered with blood

I fingered my girlfriend when she was on her period and I got cherry fingers

cherry fingers by BIGFATJUICYMEMEMAKER January 21, 2017

Lager Fingers

Instead of butter fingers, you get lager fingers. After a few too many, you subconsciously let your beer slip out your hands.

"Mate why the fuck did you drop your beer?"

"Sorry, lager fingers...."

Lager Fingers by MezzaBoi May 27, 2017

Webbed fingers 

When you sneeze into your hand and it gives you webbed fingers

"I sneezed and gave myself webbed fingers"

Webbed fingers by Undertaker sann July 22, 2017

prawn fingers

To have the prawniest fingers of them all

Damn those are some dank prawn fingers

prawn fingers by Big jone October 19, 2017

porridge fingers 

Fingering a girl with a yeast infection

I finger fucked her and got porridge fingers

porridge fingers by Dredheadally November 4, 2017

Sneaky Fingers

Sneaky Fingers is referred to someone that uses there fingers to do un-catholic things to people, Sneaky fingers can also be referred to someone who doesn't give a fuck about rules and just does whatever they want to someone.

"damn andrew has sneaky fingers with madi"
"lol alex your never gonna use your sneaky fingers"
"alex you used your sneaky fingers with your cousin"
"yeah baby come on give me ur sneaky fingers"

Sneaky Fingers by SUCKMYASAPCOCKY January 19, 2018