Poodle Fucked 

When someone's hair is poofy and somewhat wavy, looking as if their head was fucked up the anus by a poodle.
Fuck, poodle

Shea's hair always looks like she was poodle fucked.

Poodle Fucked by Forgotten-one December 28, 2005

mug fucked 

When you want to get a definition on a mug but the whole definition does not fit.

Boy 1 : I ordered the classic white mug with the shittings definition on it without even looking at the preview and the definition stopped half way through the example!!

Boy 2 : Hahahahaa, you got mug fucked.

mug fucked by ZCMC July 12, 2009

shower fucked 

when your water in the shower goes cold,due to some one else using another tap in your house, which in turn effects your water.

john: i hate it when my mum does the dishes while im having a shower and my water goes cold. friend:dude you were totally shower fucked haha.

shower fucked by chucknorris vs elton john June 29, 2010

He fucked me with a toothbrush

This is when someone gets a wet toothbrush (preferably a vibrating toothbrush) and stick it up their nasty ass coochie hole, and act like their being fucked by a daddy

HE FUCKED ME WITH A toothbrush!!!

He fucked me with a toothbrush by Coochie Police June 1, 2018

Fucken Fucked 

When something is truly and really fucked. Worse than fucked.

Commonly referred to as the "Double Fuck"

Mother fucking fuck, that shit is fucken fucked.

John : Yey I left my winning lotto ticket on the bench.
Rob : Dude I just cleaned the bench into teh fire.
John : Man you are so fucken fucked now!!

Fucken Fucked by AaronTodd July 25, 2006

jet fucked 

beyond jet lagged

hey how jet lagged are you man?

dude i'm not jet lagged i'm jet FUCKED

jet fucked by evo interpol October 14, 2008

Kentucky Fucked Chicken 

A sexual act where a male with a KFC bucket will put out a deep fried leg and the proceed to penetrate the girl with it, He will then bite the chicken and lick his fingers (Finger lickin' Good)

Can also be down between two females

I gave your sister a Kentucky Fucked Chicken last night, she got pissed when I didn't leave any chicken left for her.

Kentucky Fucked Chicken by Dsiund February 6, 2015