by jackskelington September 23, 2016
Get the eating crustmug. by Linknbill July 22, 2017
Get the eating realmug. Chinese net-slang.
The act of consuming a dramatic story typically involving celebrities as it develops WITHOUT GETTING INVOLVED IN THE CONVERSATION, usually via social media posts. These stories are juicy, sweet, and lacking substance, much like a watermelon.
Synonym: buying soya sauce - to indicate one is not involved in the drama currently unfolding.
The act of consuming a dramatic story typically involving celebrities as it develops WITHOUT GETTING INVOLVED IN THE CONVERSATION, usually via social media posts. These stories are juicy, sweet, and lacking substance, much like a watermelon.
Synonym: buying soya sauce - to indicate one is not involved in the drama currently unfolding.
eg. The crowds of watermelon eaters eagerly wait for more details to be dug up as the story develops.
A: Did you see that post too lol, man I really wanna say something.
B: Don't engage if you don't wanna get trolled, just eat your watermelon and enjoy.
So many stories this year had us eating watermelon non-stop!
A: Did you see that post too lol, man I really wanna say something.
B: Don't engage if you don't wanna get trolled, just eat your watermelon and enjoy.
So many stories this year had us eating watermelon non-stop!
by SxHustles December 5, 2021
Get the Eating Watermelonmug. 1) The test was easy for you, you finished it in 20 Minutes and you're proud of your work.
2) You got a bad grade on your test so you litteraly put it in your mouth and swallow it to make the evidence disappear.
2) You got a bad grade on your test so you litteraly put it in your mouth and swallow it to make the evidence disappear.
1) Damn it was so easy, I ate this math test !
2) Shit, if my parents discover this grade, I'm dead ! I'm going to eat it for breakfast !!!
Man, I never thought that eating a test was so tasty.
2) Shit, if my parents discover this grade, I'm dead ! I'm going to eat it for breakfast !!!
Man, I never thought that eating a test was so tasty.
by Thunder07 December 10, 2020
Get the eating a testmug. Kamari went and got some panda express. I asked him what he’s doing, he simply replied, “eating panda”.
by smhxai January 11, 2021
Get the Eating Pandamug. by ahsujajnans December 2, 2022
Get the eating pastamug. by BrianCharles August 3, 2022
Get the eating dressmug.