eat a toad

the family friendly version of eat my dick

Sally: i hate dogs
Tom: eat a toad
Sally: eww wtf tom im not into ur fetishes
Tom: what no

eat a toad by ByeHiHiHiHiHiHi December 11, 2019

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eat cocks and kick rocks

if you tell someone this its probably because you hate the fuck outta them and they stick around anyway and you just want them to go away. similar to saying go choke on a dick :)

"henry, I don't give a fuck about your moms bunions, go eat cocks and kick rocks"

eat cocks and kick rocks by R. Marie S. January 27, 2020

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Eat some melons

In the 2002 film, Ana Faris offers to spend time with Angela Bettis after Bettis compliments Faris's neck. This was a hint to Bettis's character that simultaneous lesbian oral sex was an option for their time together. It's a simple reference to standard sexual position sixty nine.

Hey Clarissa, would you like to come back to my apartment after this female-only wine tasting and eat some melons?

Eat some melons by Jakeyjakers April 29, 2020