A shy boy but outgoing once you get to know him. Once you do get to know him he’ll show you his collection of porn, which is just pictures of him molesting his sleeping grandmother or dog or both. You have to be carful on your response to the porn collection, you you tell him it wrong and nasty he will try and rape you, but if you tell him it’s nice he will proceed to jerk off in front of you staring you in the eyes. Dylan always has a pile of underwear under his bed, most of them are soiled and he keeps them for the aroma, some are small and childlike, he doesn’t like to talk about those, most of the child underpants have stains of blood or semen. Overall Dylan is a trustworthy friend and can be trusted with secrets
Boy 1) hey Dylan, why are you taking pictures of my sleeping granny
Dylan) no reason, do you have a problem
Boy 2) NO! He doesn’t right, we’re just joking we love your collection Dylan
Dylan) no reason, do you have a problem
Boy 2) NO! He doesn’t right, we’re just joking we love your collection Dylan
by Peniilover March 12, 2019
A outgoing person with a big heart. Wants to have 4 kids, big house, nice wife & a Callidac Escalade & a Lincoln Navigator. his wife is drop dead gorgeous & she's got a nice butt and he's gotta big dick to satisfy her needs!
by chickenhead486 August 20, 2011
by Therealdeal124 January 21, 2020
A Dirty Dylan is when play-fighting with your girlfriend, you finish it by pinning her down and farting on her head, staying sat on her face for a while so she has to smell.
by BeckyPhillips02 June 08, 2020
Dylan The Hyper~ a youtuber and roblox player. mostly plays roblox blocksburg and posts his videos on youtube.
by mynameseleven May 03, 2020
Dylan Fuller is a gay guy who sucks his balls. He is a bitch and likes to stare at a girl that he probably likes. He obviously doesn’t have a chance at ever getting her because she HATES HIM and DOESN’T DESERVE HIM at all. He is also really ugly. He is the type of person you would never even think about dating, because that’s how ugly he is. His voice sounds like he’s very depressed and lonely because he is. He has a lot of ‘friends’. He is the biggest asshole you’ll ever meet. He likes to suck his balls during his free time. He’s rude and very gay. And I’m pretty sure that he wants to cheat on his boyfriend and not be gay anymore.
by Hallelujah y’all April 24, 2019
A Boy Who Fucks Everything He Touches up But He is the nices boy in the world and whould never hurt any of his friend for anyone he normaly has blue eyes and brown hair and is the best boyfriend you can have
Dylan Mustard Lives In Port Huron
by DMustard45 October 10, 2011