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Dutch Microwave

Burping in a face mask. Similar to a Dutch Oven, however instead of farting and trapping it in a blanket you burp and it’s trapped in a face mask
Ah no! I’ve Dutch microwaved myself again!
by Thompson27 February 26, 2021
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Dutch mapping

Dutch mapping is a strange ball guy that has the a strange variation of the dutch flag on his body.
Not much is known about this strange creature but that he can create pocket dimensions/time traps that all take the form of the victim that Dutch is targeting's room or place of rest and which appear only after the victim wakes up from a dream. The dimenshion is only recognizable by the time at which it appears in, which is always 6:66 AM and by the fact that the outside of the victim's house is just a black void in which Dutch lurks.
Dutch is known to approach his victims only when they look outside and he's known for asking his victims if they want to play "Among us".

If the victim denies Dutch's request or is Belgian, Dutch will use his incredible speed to kill you. (Also worth mentioning is Dutch's lack of limbs)
If the victim agrees to Dutch's request he will become the sussy imposter and kill them.
The only known ways of surviving an encounter with this creature are having a flight booked for Varna the morning of the encounter, not looking outside untill time becomes 6:69 AM or running into basement children.
Upon survival the victim will wake up like from a dream at exactly 7:00 AM.
Dutch mapping: "Hey do you wanna play Among us with me?"

Random Belgian: "Bro I don't wanna play Among us, this is not funny, go away please."
*Dies like in popular video gam Among us*
by Kaiser Natsuki II August 10, 2021
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dutch handwarmer

Using flatulence to warm someones hand.
Whilst walking hand in hand along the canal, Clara complained her hands were cold. Stefan pulled Clara close to him, pushed her hand into the cleft of his bottom and released a deeply brewed air biscuit onto her cold hands. As Clara recoiled from this indignation, Stefan responded "It is common to use a dutch handwarmer if you have forgotten your gloves."
by 2Bears-in-a-trap November 12, 2020
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dutch seam

During intercourse the female partner shits on the male penis, the male then uses his flaccid penis to smear the poop into the females buttcrack, to a smooth beaded seam.
Mike: Dude I laid the cleanest dutch seam in this Persian "hooker" last night, shoulda been there!
by LayingSeams March 15, 2019
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Dutch Anal

When you trap a fart in your partner's asshole with your cock.
Sarah's fat ass ate a taco twelve pack from T-bell, so I gave her Dutch Anal to keep her from stinking up the room.
by Ol Dirty Dingus June 10, 2018
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Dutch Dragon

When you drag your balls across your partners face. And in doing so you also fart during the act.
Alex: Dude, Cathy let me give her a Dutch dragon last night!
Bill: No way bro! How'd it go?
Alex: I left a skid mark and covered her face afterwards to give her an additional dutch oven.
by Arxs2242 December 10, 2022
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Dutch Windmill

When two people sit face to face, one on the others lap and defecate into the toilet basin at the same time, legs spread in all four directions forming a windmill.
“Hey Gaz are you going to be long in there, I’m touching cloth here mate?”
Sorry buddy I’m having a real battle with this one, I’ll be a while yet, but feel free to come on in and Dutch windmill with me if you can’t wait any longer.
by Guignol September 12, 2021
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