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National Disabled Asshole Day

National Disabled Asshole Day (N.D.A.D) is a day where you and your best friends suck each others dicks until the sperm starts leaking out of your nose or eyes and or until you pass out.
Hey daddy its time to celebrate National Disabled Asshole Day
by Retardist February 12, 2021
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Irish Disaster

A man who talks a big game but is truly a light weight. The typical irish disaster enjoys sitting in his own vomit, loving George Bush, and hooking up with any girl he can get within a ten foot radius.
Girl: Pat is such an irish disaster.
Boy: I know, didn't he hook up with that easy friend of yours at a party right after he vomited?
Girl: Yes, that was him. I told my friend to go to the doctor to see if she got some of his special suprises.
by stunnashades May 28, 2008
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Disasturbate

Watching that show Doomsday Preppers is great way to disasturbate.
by Evan Estaog May 26, 2012
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Disappearing Act

Is where a person puts a double ended dildo full length inside of them to the point where they are able to close their anus.
Where did it go?
She pulled a disappearing act on it.
by BrokenDragon March 14, 2016
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disaster.com

when your whole life has gone to shit.
by tess April 23, 2006
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disattachment terrianism

to continue to forget to attach a document in a loop of emails.
I am so sorry for the last 8 emails that I keep saying that I will attach them, however I keep forgetting. This is Disattachment Terrianism.
by zillicoaman January 8, 2010
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disabilitated

Yo, if you don't move, you're gonna become disabilitated.
by jacefaceee August 1, 2012
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