Detroit Lily Pond

A fecal and urine filled toilet that as shit smeared squares of toilet paper floating on the surface.

Dude, I hate that stadium. Every bathroom if full or Detroit Lily Ponds by the 7th inner stretch.

by Milton Todd April 8, 2022

Detroit Fever

The feeling that comes over someone when they feel like stealing large amounts of things, like most of a car. It can travel very easily

Bill: My car is a husk! But we’re in Memphis?
Matt: Bro, someone had Detroit Fever, there’s no telling what’ll happen if someone has it.

by HoneysweetRose June 18, 2022

detalks

When you take a break from talking to toxic people.

My friend Joe always drowning my in his negative stuff, so it's time for me to detalks from him for a bit.

by drkato33 August 29, 2022

Detroit

The Alabama of the Great Lakes.

Why are you going to detroit? Because it's Alabama with snow!

by Skjor September 6, 2022

detroit rat

when the whole city of detroit dated or slept with a lot of people in detroit.

bro mavis a detroit rat , on my mama

by s.dadon January 21, 2023

Detchu

Thank you but in a cute way

Friend 1: Here.. I have a gift for you.. hope you like it!
Friend 2: Omgg. Detchu~

by Whereismyrice February 11, 2023

detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?

Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day

PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*

by CallMeBez April 8, 2023