duff the croquembouche

Fail to give appropriate praise to a feat of amazing skill or nerve.

dude, that chick is epic win.... why did he so duff the croquembouche??

by greek tree June 29, 2011

Duffbot

One who is so dumb, yet thinks that they are in fact enlightened to the point that the dumb things they say are automatic like a robot. Also has an expression that comes to the face when he is "loading" a response to something.

This idiot is such a duffbot. He thinks he's smart, but he spouts dumbshit constantly. He spells 8 with a 6.

by The Klutch One August 22, 2011

Duff

To Duff Out; A momentary lapse in reality shown by a vacant stare into a world of blank.

You just duffed out!

Man sorry i didn't hear you i was totally duffing out.

I really duffed out on that one

by Tazan August 22, 2011

Duffel Cat

When a man and woman have intercourse while the woman is inside a confined space such as a duffel bag, suit case, or something similar.

Sharon agreed to perform a Duffel Cat on the condition that they fly first class.

by smuffman February 10, 2013

duffed

Duffed, or duff someone-to be fucked, or involved in the act of sexual intercoarse.

"Hey man, did you hear the news? last night caitie got duffed!" or "Dammit, my science teacher duffed me on that lab report."
"Are you really gonna duff me like that?"

by C...punk35 May 26, 2012

Duff Brain

An Über fluky dudely/dudette, that drinks to the point of being a problem for others. He/she somehow gets girls/dudes even though they either have a pencil for a penis or the chesapeake bay tunnel for a SNATCH. Aswell as being a drinker, they have terrible hair cuts, and think that they rule every city they find their way into.

Can be used as a Noun or Verb.

Drinks of choice: Fortays (40's), Vodka in a 2 liter, or colt 45
Music: Bad Euro-trash House stuff
Permanent residence: Ocean City, MD or NJ

1. dude one: "Dude, why the fuck did we bring brent.... he is duff braining so hard tonight... it's funkin' ruining my night."

dude two: "I know, it's my bad, but you won't have to see him again till next summer."

2. dudette one: "Ugh, you are way to drunk Brittany, you are a funkin' duff brain and you even knew I wanted that kid..."

dudette two: "OMGEEZ WTF alls I was gonna do was willis with him all night."

by brew thru her August 29, 2012

Duffle Bagger

Worst then a douche bag. a Duffle Bagger is a guy who goes on a first date and brings a over night bag because he assumes he will be sleeping over. Most of the time the girl thinks he is a complete idiot.

Did you hear about sally's date last night? The Duffle Bagger thought he was getting some so he brought his Pj's. lmao what a dumbass.

by Ramen King November 27, 2012