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deuce

A massive fucking shit and can also be used towards a person who is a dumb fuck and nobody likes them
Yo you no that kid who walks with his head forward all the time and he has no neck, Hes actually a deuce
by orphan kicker27 November 16, 2021
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Deuce brown pillow

Like goose down pillow. When you have to shit, and you put to on the water first to catch the poop. Then top it with the used to, but don't flush.
I had a big breakfast. I'm about to leave a deuce brown pillow in the bathroom for someone to see.
by Barakabomba May 4, 2024
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Panamanian Jungle Deuce

When a really black guy takes a pipe clogging shit at home.
My boy took a Panamanian Jungle Deuce at my crib the other day...
by TheTruff_IsReel July 12, 2018
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Deuce

Means the number 2 . Deuce will also be the name of the man that all the girls lust and all the men want to be like.
by Bigchoopppooop11122 October 23, 2019
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Double deuce

When both parties shit at the same time during sex.
I knew we were soulmates when we pulled a double deuce. It was love at first shit
by Supergoosh September 25, 2021
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Deuce in the Caboose

To defecate in one's drawers. Typically used to affectionately refer to a toddler pooping in their diapers. Adults see the droopy diaper from behind the toddler, or the caboose / rear-end.

Refer to related phrases: drop a deuce, deuce
Ohhhh, how cute! Your toddler is waddling away from the table...wait a minute! There appears to be a 'deuce in the caboose' of theirs!
by HeavyD in CH April 21, 2011
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