Couch Cracker

an old stanky cracker stuck in a couch. lazy, stale, crusty, grodey, and just all around foul person

YO, you're a stanky ass couch cracker!

by Kyle/lyle March 29, 2009

Happy cracker

The homosexual act of scraping the smegma of an uncircumcised penis and spreading it onto a ritz cracker, then feeding the cracker to your partner.

Paul: My boyfriend, Jerry, surprised me yesterday morning with a happy cracker.

by KevinCake October 6, 2012

crackette

An alternative phrase for arse

'shove it up your crackette' hahahahaha

by Janey Roan January 9, 2009

Cracked Screen App

When you crack your iPhone screen for some reason, but you just keep using it since it still works. It is free to get this app but if you want to get rid of it, you need to pay around $70 to get it fixed.

TT: How was the party last night?
AK: I got hella drunk last night and I blacked out. I noticed I got the Cracked Screen App on my iPhone when I woke up this morning.

by Anusman2009 July 23, 2012

Cracked

the morning after some hard-core drug use (aw ye) and you are feeling rather sluggish, stupid and/or confused with your life.

Hey Colette, you're fricken cracked bauudddd

by rynsauce April 4, 2017

Cracker Music

Shit white people listen to

Angelic asked Diamond why she was listen to that cracker music

by Mahny June 16, 2017

pan cracker

Big Dump that cracks the bog

crikey, give it a minute - that was a pan cracker!

by deadwood August 1, 2003