cunt crackers

Icelandic slang for croutons.

Also trademark expletive of Sally Jessy Raphael in the early 90's

Most recently adopted by Emeril Lagasse as the name of his signature dish of store bought rice cakes soaked in shrimp water and topped with "essence" and duck squeezings.

1. "I was going to make an Icelandic salad but I'm out of cunt crackers."

2. Out of control teens: "I have sex and do drugs and I'm proud of it!" (snap) "mmm hmm"
Sally: "Will you two cunt crackers sit down!"

3. Alright these cunt crackers look about done. We're just gonna pull them out and put some essence on them BAM!

by toot toot toot March 22, 2008

Cracker Barrel

Noun: A large assembly of crackers, usually associated with country music or Donald Trump

"Man, that Toby Keith concert last night was the biggest Cracker Barrel I have seen in a long time."

by The Working Dead July 13, 2019

Head Cracker

People who like to crack heads.

The head cracker hit the man with a pipe wrench and killed him.

by Nader01 December 10, 2012

Pop Cracker

A man's ability to keep producing semen over & over again without stopping. CAUTION- May happen without warning! Once you've popped you just can't stop.

"Oi mate, are you pop cracking or something? You're dripping on my legs now."
"That's it Brian, if you keep on firing blanks I'll go & get a pro pop cracker to get us a baby"

by MoJo&P February 25, 2005

gram cracker

A term for someone who is of mixed race (black and white).
"Gram" meaning brown and "cracker" meaning white

Halle Barry is a gram cracker

by Des February 20, 2005

cracker head

cracker head meaning a white crack head

you know something your right your not a white nigger your a cracker head!

by NLR718 July 16, 2006

Cracker Jack

a handjob from a white person

"wow this becky with the good hair gave me a good ass cracker jack"

by OG_Sus_Johnson December 26, 2016