Definitions by wald0

sfhm 

She
Fuckin'
Hates
Me

Andy: Dude, you hook up with BB yet?
Pat: No man, sfhm.
Andy: That sucks. Especially since she likes me instead.
Pat: ...fuck you

sfhm by wald0 March 24, 2009

Deddy 

Southern pronunciation of daddy. A semi-respectful term.
Pronounced Day-eddy but spoken fast enough to sound like deddy.

Pat: Deddy, where'd you go?

Deddy by wald0 March 7, 2009

vanilla cracker 

Someone who is whiter than a vanilla face and a cracker combined.
In short, the whiteist kid you know.

Pat: What it is vanilla cracker?

Matt: stfu,hippie

vanilla cracker by wald0 January 15, 2009