An aggressive and dangerous black person in the Washington DC area. They prey on tourists- mugging, stealing, carjacking..assaulting them. They will try and intimidate the victim by being loud and speaking coon talk. They have bad intentions. And there’s very little repercussions due to local political leader’s policies on crime.
While walking to the Jefferson Memorial, a group of DC coons threatened to shoot me if I didn’t give them my wallet.
by michael mooncricket III October 18, 2022
Someone that chills and gets along with everyone, but most their friends are felons and do crimes. They hang back and get wins when opportunities arise.
See there are panda coons and coon pandas. Know the difference and don't fall into that coon panda life.
by Loveydisco September 18, 2022
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 07, 2025
Jamal is a coon scratcher
by DaCoonMediatot November 17, 2021
An African American than has reverted to an early stage of development. They also have a significantly devolved brain. This can happen when they use too many drugs; notably crack cocaine.
Julie wants to play with a black boy. Please don't Julie, that is a primal coon. You could get hurt because they don't understand anything.
by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022
During the slave trade weapons may be used towards disobeying black slaves. If a black slave refused to work the will be punished with a weapon, this was called a coon cannon.
I swear to fucking god Tyrone if you don’t start picking that pissing cotton up I’ll whip out me fuckin massive Dong slap ye with it an then blow ye bastard head off with a coon cannon.
by Wet wipe April 17, 2019
Soon David and "Scottster" are "ace boon coons," as my mother used to say, golfing together and making plans for joint ventures in computer programming.
by Delbosco October 14, 2021