Springfield Deep Clean

When a man inserts Doritos into his cock and his bitch sucks the shit out

Man 1: Dude bruh my girl gave me the Springfield Deep Clean last night
Man 2: Dude bruh did it hurt?
Man 1: It felt like razor blades summoned by the elder Gods ripped through my urethra and into my cum slut’s tight lips, bro

by KingofWheat July 3, 2020

Clean your plate

It is a common knowledge, that if we don't clean our plates, no prince will come. Many talented artists have written songs about this theme. Usually grandma warns their grandchildren that in case they don't clean their plates well, no prince will come and they will be lonely for the rest of their lives.

Harry Styles doesn't have a girlfriend. It seems like no one warned him about t
cleaning his plate. That's so sad. So remember to clean your plate!

by Ayooitsmonica 123 May 5, 2020

self cleaning oven

when police politicians and government refuse to address crime in poor communities , black or brown people . leaving the people and community to handle crime themselves

that's the self cleaning oven district they will handle the murders themselves.

by charles 57 May 31, 2022

Cleaning my grill

To brush one's teeth.

Dave: "I can't go out for beers until I finish cleaning my grill."

by observant midwesterner March 6, 2009

clean get away

When you take a shit and it’s so perfect you don’t even need to wipe!

“Dude, you left a floater in the toilet and there’s no toilet paper with it... wtf?!” “Bitch, that was such a perfect shit, it didn’t need a wipe, it was a clean get away!”

by Jimbo Wood February 20, 2020

Cleaned her windows

To rub someones breasts

I cleaned her windows last night

by Birchall February 9, 2017

Batting Clean-up

The fourth position in line for a train.

"Hey I'm batting clean-up. I hope no one else goes anal before it's my turn."

by Barles Charkley January 17, 2010