Chronic

A weed-smoker who has to wake and bake; a very addicted pot-smoker

If my boyfriend weren't such a fucking chronic maybe he could get it up once in while.

by Needs to get laid September 13, 2003

Chronic

Chron-ic (Kron-ik) 1. n. High quality weed that is usually laced with coke or speed. 2. adj. Crazy or very cool

1. Yo nigga i blazed on some sweet laced chronic last night
2. Yo ur jump was chronic!

by Some dead nigga May 30, 2005

chrome dome

thick headed; some one that hears only what they want to hear and only listens when they think they can get something out of it, yaddidamean?

Bill: Ive been really depressed lately
Rob: Wow Bill you always talk about yourself, its like all you talk about is Bill Bill Bill.
Bill: Um, Im trying to talk to you and Im hoping you can help me out.
Rob: See, there you go again, always talking about YOU.
Bill: Rob stop being such a chrome dome.

by Dah Fuh? January 13, 2008

Chone

The action of giving someone flowers

Yesterday I saw a cute girl and I choned her with roses.

by AOtxASSASSiN August 28, 2013

Chrome

An adjective used by males to either break the ice with a female (or male), or to receive some d!G1t5 from an individual they would like to have further relations with.

"Damn mammie, you got a chrome body."

by Alexis?!?!??! July 27, 2008

Chromebook

A computer that runs Google's Chrome OS, usually actually pretty decent performance unless it's from your school, since your school probably installed 50,000 pieces of shitty spyware to monitor the porn you watch, which takes up 512 Gigs of space which is more than even a really decent gaming PC can handle.

Aw shit the teacher's forcing us to use school Chromebooks again.

by shitt_hol December 3, 2020

8 days of chronica

The celebration of April 20th and the previous 8 days. Typically the amount of chronic smoked is increased until 4/20, when one smokes massive amounts of cannabis sativa all day.

Stoner 1: So dude, what u been up to lately?

Stoner 2: Celebrating the 8 days of chronica man, what else? 4/20 is in 4 days!

by Ganjalicious April 16, 2010