Chong The Load

This means you that you open and swallow the load of cum during oral sex.

From a joke: ....please caress my balls, if you don't you chong the load.

by Journey Fan September 16, 2004

Keep the change

When you impregnate a girl, do not stay around to be a father figure and do not pay for child support.

Dude, I think my condom broke when I was having sex with Molly Last night.
Do you think she's pregnant?
I don't know, but if she is I'm going to let her keep the change.

by dunlopallstar June 4, 2011

Venue Change

Leaving the office and going to a bar with wifi during the work day to drink and work at the same time. Multiple "venue changes" can be made during the same work by switching bars.

Matt worked all day but made multiple venue changes and was fairly unproductive by 5pm.

by beerNlinux December 31, 2011

ching chong flu

when a person cant get enough of that ching chong the only date ching chongs and never go back

guy1: who is she dating now?
guy2: i dont know but is probably another ching chong
guy1: damn shes got the ching chong flu

by Derzero April 15, 2020

Ching Chong

清倉 (In Cantonese)
noun
1. Clearance sale
an event at a store, during which it sells products at a lower price than usual in order to get rid of them

A:哇！IKEA一折清倉啊！
B: 吓？幾時姐！？等我早一日霸定個頭位！

A: Wow! 90% percent off crearance sare at IKEA!
B: So terrl me ware wis de ching chong!

by ChanOutsideMotherfucker! July 11, 2020

oil change

an oil change is a euphemism for a blowjob, which in turn in a euphemism for oral sex, which in turn does not count as cheating (C:

Friendly Girl: Hey there soldier, you look like you could use an oil change
Sgt. Blue Balls: How did you know?
Prvt. Les: Careful she don't just bite it off.

by lowercased April 15, 2006

climate change

The antithesis to global warming

While global warming is a tinfoil conspiracy theory climate change, because it has existed before I was born- a d will continue to exist after I die- is real.

by Sexydimma June 29, 2017