Smelly chode

A grotesque, misformed and unrecognisable penis damaged by chronic masterbation.

It's disturbing shape and colour is only eclipsed by its horrendous, unrelenting and offensive smell.

God sake Nick! Fucking put your smelly chode away. There are children around.

by Clive doheartson October 02, 2016

Cunt Chode

A loose pussy

Flynn has a cunt chode

by Flownow August 08, 2017

woogie chode

The more hairy and elongated chode.

1. Your woogie chode is so hairy its like chewbaca.

2. This sucks a woogie chode

by Mansex Extraordinaire October 21, 2004

chode-out

To spend time in totally useless activity or lethargy, especially playing videogames. Synonymous with "veg-out". Derrives from the word "chode", that useless flap of skin that is supposed to keep your balls from flapping around but really doesn't do anything.

"I think I'm gonna chode out with GTA tonight again."

by Nathan McKnight March 20, 2005

Chode Garage

Noun

"Chode Garage" aka a gay guy's butthole, anus, or ass when a chode is rammed into it.

One gay guy rammed his penis into the other guys "Chode Garage."

by dats2dope January 05, 2010

chode-smoker

Someone who orally engages a 'chode' (A Penis thats wider than it is long)

Jamie Cullam is such a chode-smoker.

by Konatone March 10, 2004

Chode Red

A chode that has been rubbed raw via constant hand motions or fierce licking... or Cody B. Sometimes a Chode Red can even be caused by harmful chaffing. Sand paper has even been known to cause a few Chode Reds in my day.

Chode Red gave his dad a Chode Red last night. His dad loved it... and he loved doin it! mmmm Chode Red! :P

by The Invasion of Asians! August 27, 2006