chodeness

Other word for lameness. Someone who is chode is a lame guy. Boring, not enthusiast, passive people are chode.

He is sitting around all day. His chodeness is unbelievable.

by Mystery101 August 5, 2008

Chodelicker

Used as a insult.

"Man, that girl Mia is a chodelicker."
"Mia hates Devil may cry? Fuck that, the chodelicker."

by ScrewYouLol January 2, 2009

chodection

Instead of an erection, a chodection occurs when a person with a chode is turned on. This causes his chode to widen rather than lengthen. See chode poison to help prevent this rare yet deadly phenomena in males.

I saw this hot girl, and she gave me a chodection!

by thechodemaster January 9, 2009

chode mageister

typically one who likes to sell used cars and watches porn. this type of person, man or female, usually has a mustache.

That guy looks like a chode mageister.

by lilbugga February 9, 2009

chode load

A load of sperm from a person with a chode finishing after having sex or jerking off

That kid mike lindsey gave off a huge chode load to that fat chick last night.

by mikelindseyAKRONOHIO330 February 21, 2010

chode mongerer

One who mongers chodes.

Duh.

Spindoctor: You're such a chode mongerer!
Hoodrat: What is that?
Spindoctor: One who mongers chodes! Duh!

by getatyourmom May 24, 2011

Chode broker

A chode broker is one who partakes in the buying and selling of chodes, in some cases for financial gain.

Person 1: Dude, I just hooked up with your ex girlfriend!

Person 2: Dude, you know what you are? You're a chode broker.

by peetypablo January 1, 2012