Texas Sized Chili Ring

The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman

Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir

by D4L3 July 22, 2022

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chili style

When you take a crap in a chicks mouth while you are on all fours and she has her mouth on your booty.

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Guys use to chili topper me in middle school all the time, and I liked it.

by Allzwater December 29, 2015

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When 2 or more friends poop in the same toilet without flushing.

Friend 1: how was Stephanie’s party last night

Friend 2: pretty good, she was bitchy so we chili bowled the shit out of her parents bathroom

by Keegert June 24, 2018

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While 69ing a woman on her period, she shits (diarrhea) and it runs down into your bloody mouth.

I was trying to earn my red wings and that bitch Amanda gave me a chili bowl instead.

by Skyline squatter March 10, 2023

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During fellatio the person performing the act will vomit but will continue to suck the puke covered penis.

by Kaibuprofin August 07, 2021

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Abi's chili. A chili so good, that it burns in the morning. Made from turkish chili meisters

Just got the best chili mili from Mister Abi

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