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Made of cheese

Engineering expression used to describe the hardness and durability of tools and parts.
These cheap allen keys are made of cheese. They rounded-off the first time I used them.
by theendlessdream January 19, 2009
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Jade-Swiss Cheese

a smelly type of cheese infested with rodents and worms. It usually has a rather poop-ish stench that you can smell across the Universe.
Watch out for that Jade-Swiss Cheese..... it'll make you barf out your insides.....
by JADE~SMELLS~LIKE~A~PIECE~O~POO November 29, 2011
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Chuck-E-Cheese-Custody

Sub par dining / entertainment for bad parents who occasionally spend time with their kids. A mix of cheap food and sugar filled entertainment so the part time parent does not have to actually speak to or spend time with the child.
The judge awarded me chuck-e-cheese-custody so now I have to "babysit" one day a month. Sigh.
by Dyalect March 5, 2015
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end my life cheese

When you have an allergy and choose to kill yourself with cheese. Comes is many flavors.
Dude I was gonna try some of that end my life cheese, but I couldn't bring myself to do it.
by Alan the anal bead March 22, 2017
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Crusty dick cheese

98% of men have dick cheese yet they don't admit it. Crusty Dick Cheese is basically when men don't practice good hygiene and the hot mixture of cum and pee bonds together and ferments for a long time until it turns into cheese. Natural and healty, its high in Glucose, salt and has low calories.
Slut1: hey b*tch you evah tried crusty dick cheese no?
Slut2: no shit, wtf is dick cheese yo...
Slut1: r u cereal? u no slut then
by DeepThroating69 July 4, 2017
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florida blue cheese

A soft form of smegma that is produced under ones scrotum after being exposed to Florida’s natural environment.
“I have a wicked batch of Florida Blue Cheese culturing in my britches
by GlisteningGrannies October 12, 2017
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SHOT CLOCK CHEESE

When you splash it from downtime right before the buzzer in basketball. First used by a man named Chris Smoove.
by mosescuh February 27, 2018
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