cotton patch

A hairstyle, usually adopted by elderly white women. A curly, big, fluffy, white, round ball of hair on one's head. Similar to an afro.

The hairstyle is a "cotton patch" when such "ball of hair" is so big that when you're driving behind the person in your car, you can't see around her hair.

Driver: *tries to see through the windshield of the car in front* "Man, that woman's got some big hair."

Me: "OMG, that woman's got a HUGE cotton patch!"

All: LOL

by HexMaster August 16, 2007

CottonAss

This word means your soft , scared of challanges , cant fight, In otherwords YOUR PIE!

You A CottonAss Nigga. Cantt Whup No One .

by DeejayxDaxGreatest September 9, 2010

Rotten Cotton

Wiping a cottonball on a sweaty ballsack and tossing it at an unsuspecting victim

I just hit bill in the face with a rotten cotton

by Czszombie May 13, 2018

Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony

Menstrual cycle, period, time of month

a phase of the menstrual cycle in which the uterine lining is shed

Woman: No fun tonight

Man: Why?

Woman: Because Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony

Man: :(, I guess I just use this sock instead

by KMT83 December 24, 2011

Cotton Mouth

The act of eating out a female while she has a tampon in, literally resulting in a mouth full of cotton

Mary, who was menstrating, was starting to get eaten out by Joe but Joe had to quit quickly because he got bad cotton mouth.

by 7Raulphie December 18, 2009

Cayton

the act of eating a ton of cake during sex. So your partner doesn't gain weight from the experience many people yell "MEGA PUNCH!" right before climaxing and punch their partner in the gut, making them vomit profusely.

"yo man i think im gonna cayton my girlfriend tonight."

"you're a sick fuck, you know that?"

"haha ya"

by bboy vibes March 8, 2010

Picking Cotton

When male/female picks dried cum out of male pubic hair, either with teeth or hands.

Person #1--Hey, what did you do last Wednesday?
Person #2 -- My girl was picking cotton.

by Decafpancakes December 2, 2016