Canada's History

The sexual act of stretching a woman's vagina with a moose antler and watching her masturbate with a Stanley Cup lubed up with maple syrup. Or, the sexual act of performing fellatio using syrup while atop or near a moose. Also the name of a popular Canadian magazine.

1) You need a pretty experienced girl to successfully be able to pull off a Canada's History. Also, you need to be on a pretty good hockey team or have access to a trophy room.
2) "Does it still count as a Canada's History if the moose is plastic?"
3) "Dude. Canada's History beats the shit out of Playboy."

by BeeOverlord- February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Canada is the biggest sack of shit ever, their history is completely irrelevant.

Canada's history? Who the fuck cares!?

by a_hard_rain February 4, 2010

Canada

The hat worn by the Greatest Country on Earth, the United States of America.

I'm going to go to Canada. I hope it doesn't fall off our head!

by Arctic Wasp January 27, 2008

Canada's History

The act of pouring maple syrup on one's genetalia in order to attract moose. When you get off from the moose licking at the syrup, you cum in the stanley cup, and then poop in the cup, and then mix it up and eat it.

"Why's your face covered in cum and poop?"
"Canada's History, man..."

by Lizbot1000 February 5, 2010

Canada

America's Hat

The Body of North America:

Canada-Hat
America-Face
Mexico-Jacket

by Colonel Trainwreck February 20, 2009

Upper Canada College

Worst school in Canada. Boys that go to this school all have their egos stuck up their ass, no respect for women, making terrible racist, sexist jokes, rude, they're so full of themselves it is hilarious.

Girl #1: Eww did you see that guy that just walked past, disgusting... ugh my eyes
Girl #2: Ikr, he definitely goes to Upper Canada college, ewww

by dab dab January 5, 2017

Canada's History

A sex act where a person drugs and restrains at least seventeen preteen children and repeatedly slaps their sexual organs with a paddle made from the tail of a Canadian beaver.

After sneaking into a kindergarten and doing a Canada's History, I learned things about myself I never wanted to know.

by Super Duper Trooper February 5, 2010