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chocolate covered raisin

An asshole with shit on it that needs to be wiped.
"I'm out of toilet paper so I now have a chocolate covered raisin."
by anonimissy February 4, 2010
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chocolate covered custerd fucker

a cop who likes to fuck his doughnuts and spill his coffee on his dick then helps his partner slam his dick in the car door then they go fuck each other until the boss catches them.
look at the chocolate covered custerd fucker over there. i see the chocolate covered custered fucker over there.
by Lil Steve-O April 13, 2005
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Texas cloverleaf

The sexual act when a man 1) pours barbecue sauce into a woman's vagina; 2) has sex with her; 3) then makes her lick the sauce and cum off of his penis; 4) finally the woman squirts the mixture up the man's ass hole.
Note: "Texas" comes from the use of barbecue sauce and the "cloverleaf" comes from the use of four steps.
Texas cloverleaf is way dirtier than the Louisiana Purchase.
by ben@ February 29, 2008
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clever girl

a phrase to say to a female when she is being clever, most often used when about to be killed by a raptor, now this you may assume is a reference to the smash hit 1993 movie "Jurassic Park" however it is, in fact, a sexist joke pertaining to less than cooperative wives.
muldoon: "clever girl"
raptor: U wat m8
by platypus mafia July 3, 2018
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cloverfield

A monster that fall from the sky and crapes of little spiders that make people explode. also one that makes people go find there girlfriends that have a big spike through their chest!
To the monster it is like a video game (smashing the bridge got me 2000 points once said the monster).
yah 2000 points!!!! OMG i got a new high score on cloverfield THE GAME sista!
by xxelex March 1, 2008
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cloves

Tiny plant bulbs which, when combined with Tom Collins mix and a spare pie-top, create change-of-heart decisions and disgust.
<Homer> You gotta improvise, Lisa! Cloves.. Tom Collins mix... mmm!
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003
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