oklahoma credit card

A length of hose, tubing, etc... used to siphon gasoline.

Monica sucked on one end of an Oklahoma credit card to start the gas flowing into her can.

by Shuttleworth July 10, 2003

Race card shark

This is someone who constantly uses race as a grievance to gain attention and power.

That princess is such a race card shark, worth millions but so oppressed!

by I, Wreckerrr March 31, 2021

Cards Against Humanity

The big, black box.

What are you going to put in there?

"Cards Against Humanity." If you know what I mean.

by thewadofpaper August 4, 2014

Trump Card

In the poker game of American politics, this is the one card whose point value is higher than the cards liberals have played for the past fifty years, whenever they are confronted with a superior argument.

At the end of the second presidential debate, Hillary played the Liberal version of a Royal Flush: the Race, Gender, Homophobia, Xenophobia, and Global Warming Cards. What she didn't count on was the power of the Trump Card.

by Hazelwudi February 11, 2017

pull ya card

Humiliating someone who's fronting, exposing them for the fraud that they are.

"Don't front on me nigga, I'll pull ya card" - Lord Finesse

by caj131 May 15, 2007

Credit Card Casual

Credit Card Casual is banking on looking your best!!

Take an interest in selecting your outfit and really apply yourself. Find a balance between formal and casual using primary and subprimary colors. You can chip in with accessories, and don’t be afraid to swipe your best dancing shoes which will need to be secured appropriately.

Black, Silver, Gold, Platinum and Titanium are all acceptable forms of bling and will help you pay off your careful application of your own personal style.

Credit Card Casual is the new standard for the Spring party scene!

by buildcredit May 19, 2023

report card day

If you're a student like me (Makes horrible test grades but actually does your homework and somewhat cares) then you probably dread this day. If you're a student like my older sister(Studies hard never misses a homework assingment aces all the tests and on the teachers good side) then you probably love this day. This is the day when asian parents yell at their kids for getting an A-. This is the day white kids get sympathy for making a C. This is also the day that black kids get their asses whooped for bringing home a D+. If by chance your report card satisfies your parent then you can expect some money or a trip to your favorite restaurant.

Asian kid: Mom... heres my report card
Asian Mom: An A-!!!! You have got to do better!!

White Kid:Oh crap its report card day! Here it is...
White parent: Aww you got a C in History. Try to do better next time honey.

Black kid: Mom before I show you my report card promise me you won't go crazy... AHHHHHH!!!!! MOMMA NO!!!!

by childplz March 27, 2011