cloud punch

When you accidently penetrate the toilet paper being used to wipe your asshole, and sink a digit into your Poo-cavity.

Just cloud punched my dumper, now I've got human poop on my finger.

by VICERN January 13, 2014

clovelly

Clovelly is a unique name for a "special" person. Clovelly is a strong independent black woman who don't need no man. She is beautiful, mostly for her huge boobs, but beautiful nonetheless. She is frequently Mitchelled.
Clovelly is a town in England

Clovelly is okay I guess.

by Claireen123 November 3, 2014

Cloud9ing

A momentary lapse in memory when you forget basic gameplay mechanics.

The Dire team just threw that game some might say they were Cloud9ing

by BadLincoln June 2, 2015

clocktail

A type of hairstyle where the hair is gathered into two "tails" of different lengths on either side of the head, making it look like the hands of a clock.

The girl over there has some cute clocktails.

by kheldorn October 21, 2016

closet key

someone who makes other people realize they are gay.

Kristen Stewart in Twilight was the closet key for a generation of young lesbians

by hopelesseros May 20, 2017

cloab

a very genuine and great overall person

Dude, Devon is such a cloab.

by CLOAB LOVER April 18, 2018

Close Ranks

When you see a group of girls and you approach to spit game, but they ignore you or turn hostile and don't allow you to approach them.

Me to friends: Look at that group of chicks over at the bar. Let's go spit some game.

Friends to me: I wouldn't bother. They'll probably close ranks as soon as they see you walking toward them.

by Hearshotkid_2113 August 24, 2018