When a woman gets that extra stitch in her hoo-ha after having a baby so that her mans slim jim will feel huge
Me: I bet that it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Shane: No sir! She’s got that Under the bumper warranty. It’s tight.
Shane: No sir! She’s got that Under the bumper warranty. It’s tight.
by Red Juan Elgordo February 17, 2024
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Lyric from Chappell Roan's "Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl". A man who is mediocre at best and brings you down at worst. Overall ruins your day.
"Girl, my ex is such a hyper mega bummer boy."
"I don't need hyper mega bummer boys in my life. Girls are better anyway!"
"I don't need hyper mega bummer boys in my life. Girls are better anyway!"
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