wet breakfast

That someone who you are attracted to but really pisses you off.

Fucking hell Jennifer Owen is such a wet breakfast!

by xXHyper SkillzXx January 8, 2015

Portuguese Breakfast

During a long holiday weekend, having ejaculated into the rectum and/or vagina of a sexual partner, one goes down to perform anal/cunnilingus on the recipient of several spent loads while said partner is still asleep. Upon waking to the feelings of intense pleasure, said partner coughs or sneezes, thus ejecting the thickened remnants of seminal fluid into the mouth of his or her partner.

Jack was so hungry for Gary's sweet ring steak that he neglected to wake him before going downtown. Upon waking to the throes of pleasure, Gary coughed, treating his lover to a rather generous Portuguese Breakfast.

by spacehead74 November 25, 2019

peruvian breakfast

the act of scrambling eggs into a bowl and then pouring it into a womans pussy

peruvian breakfast pussy eggs

by linkcreater December 29, 2007

Breakfast Num Nums

The most deliscious of breakfast foods, forget cereal, toast, yogurt. You must go for homestyle breakfast num nums, they look more or less like the traditional breakfast pancake, but in preperation they become truly orgasmic, some are donut shaped, some are snowman, some have bananas inside, some have jelly and butter smeared across, and some are just plain tastey.

"Man aint' nothin better than some Breakfast Num Nums after a nice sesh"

by The Magic Cap December 10, 2008

breakfast clubbing

Going out with someone outside your social circle.

i heard she was breakfast clubbing with that emo!

by lovely lex November 15, 2007

Vampire's Breakfast

To go down on a girl who is on her period. Named so because of the combination of both egg and blood.

Hey honey, I know you're on the rag, but I'm in the mood for a vampire's breakfast.

by stopmakingmecreatenewpseudonym July 25, 2010

porchegese breakfeast

Well it's when you make an omelet in a womens vag..you take
the eggs and the beater and you place the eggs in the woman and gently beat the eggs gently inside of her.slap her in the ass with the spatula if you want(always a bonus!)Now there ready to be cooked. Have her stand up let the egg drip out of her in to a hot skillett. and there you go breakfeast for too.
Just dont cook bacon naked!!!

Last night i fucked lindsey and this morning she wanted a porchegese breakfeast and she was delicous!!

by Sickness of the Nickness July 9, 2007