a word for guys who like to masturbate while on the phone, play xbox 360 all night, gets drunk and cries to his exes, and go bipolar at any given time during the day. A true Brandon does it all shamelessly. Brandons will murder you while you sleep if you are an ex OR do not kiss his ass and tell him how great he is religously
by Jt425 July 18, 2009
Get the Brandon mug.A gay that is really ugly, who laughs way too much.
He hates everything and thinkes to be the best player.
HE IS GAY!!! HE SUCKS BALLS AND FUCKED TWO HORSES WITH OUT EVEN CRYING OUT THAT HE DIDNT WANT IT, HE ENJOYED IT!
HE IS SMELLY he stinks like rotten fish with eggs that once were in a ass!
He thinks other ppls stink but its him!
(brandon is a new nickname for a gay that is ugly and stinks like the death.)
He hates everything and thinkes to be the best player.
HE IS GAY!!! HE SUCKS BALLS AND FUCKED TWO HORSES WITH OUT EVEN CRYING OUT THAT HE DIDNT WANT IT, HE ENJOYED IT!
HE IS SMELLY he stinks like rotten fish with eggs that once were in a ass!
He thinks other ppls stink but its him!
(brandon is a new nickname for a gay that is ugly and stinks like the death.)
1GUYS, look there comes a brandon HIS BREATH STINKS!
2watch out now, the brandon is firing his rotten eggs.
3that brandon really is a dick of a mom.
2watch out now, the brandon is firing his rotten eggs.
3that brandon really is a dick of a mom.
by asif333 June 2, 2008
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by thatshoweroll December 24, 2008
Get the brandon mug.a guy who is epic, in general, and who is more stubborn than me. and my only male bestfriend!!! he makes me smile. and hes cooollllll
me on my fone: omg i can't wait to walk through the rain!!! :) i love it!!!
brandon walking past me: hey mari it stopped raining!!!1
brandon walking past me: hey mari it stopped raining!!!1
by texasgirl:) August 16, 2011
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"I'm finally dating Brandon!"
"Gross, I dated him last week and we left me to go to the mall with some girl , than left me for other bitches at a party. But ya know, good luck..."
"Gross, I dated him last week and we left me to go to the mall with some girl , than left me for other bitches at a party. But ya know, good luck..."
by mrs.fuckedyobitch April 6, 2015
Get the Brandon mug.Dude 1: "Hey did you hear Jack pulled a Brandon Lee last month?"
Dude 2: "What?"
Dude 1: "He thought he was sterile, so they went bareback. Turns out he was wrong."
Dude 2: "Oh my god, dude. You wanna watch The Crow?"
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah!"
Dude 2: "What?"
Dude 1: "He thought he was sterile, so they went bareback. Turns out he was wrong."
Dude 2: "Oh my god, dude. You wanna watch The Crow?"
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah!"
by nastytown August 28, 2015
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