BooSkeetSkeet

Someone that you are having sex with, may also be known as a"Cut Buddy"

Jason: ay, Stcaey wuz good wit you and Tony?

Stacey: Tony? you know dats my booskeetskeet

by Shyra October 28, 2004

Book Up

when you meet a chick and instead of hooking up with her you go home facebook friend her and masterbate to her photo.

Dude, those chicks where so hot im going home to book up to them

by hp45 ruckus January 26, 2010

Face-Booked

when you get called out on your shitty status post, or for posting a lie on facebook.

Facebook Status: I love my boyfriend so much!

Comment: bitch, I saw you cheating on him last Tuesday you've just been face-BOOKED.

by shottybotty April 6, 2013

kid's book

the best strong bad email as of yet

"Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. AWWWW"

by *tweak* October 8, 2003

The book of Mormon

A religious holy book that is reverenced by Mormons, who are members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Written by Joseph Smith, who is alleged to have received an Angelic revelation revealing the location of golden plates of which tell the tale of Christ visiting the American natives shortly after being resurrected. Those who adhere to this religion are known to wear what is described by many as "Holy Underwear". Mormons are forbidden to be referenced by the first name, instead opting for the title of "Elder", or "Sister". As one with half a brain could probably deduce, it is a religion of pure bullshit. Obvious bullshit.

Elder Johnson: Oh, Tom...I think...I just shit my Holy Underwear! What am I going to do?

Elder Richards: Hey, shit for brains...I thought I told you to call me Elder. So you shit your holy drawers? Don't worry. It is Holy Shit now. Damn, that stinks!

Atheist: Hey, don't worry guy! Just tear a few pages out of The Book of Mormon, and use it to wipe your ass. It is basically what it is, an ass-wipe.

Elder Johnson: *scratches chin* You know...I think maybe you are right...

by SevereveS December 3, 2010

Booskeezy

An extreme party girl who hooks up with lots of random men. You can usually find her wandering around a bar/frat house/hotel lobby/or basement while topless and double fisting her favorite drink.

" Oh Alli, you were such a booskeezy tonight - did you see all those guys you gave topless lapdances to?! "
Source: D-No, Urbana

by D-No July 20, 2008

book of Thomas

an utterly ridiculous statement

Why would you even mention such a book of Thomas?

by AndreWoh January 14, 2008