How battery

How battery, how to ask your phone’s battery or your mother’s (anyone’s) mental energy.

“How battery are you today after that breeding session with McHottie?”

by glxcious January 19, 2024

blood battery

The modern corporate worker.

I work my whole life just to survive from paycheck to paycheck. I feel like a blood battery.

by Netlad June 29, 2024

lithium battery

type of battery used for low-power, high-reliability, long-life applications, such as clocks, cameras and calculators.

a lithium battery exploded

by ethan the g July 18, 2024

Big Batty Boy

An intellectual male, of functionalist ideals. One who owns at least five mason jars - unrelated to the definition of mason.

Or

A man with a large bum, specifically a large rectum.

David is a Big Batty Boy!

by AndrewCuomo November 12, 2025

flum-battery

a battery which is technically usable but, lacks the necessary requirements to be considered a battery. such as- it rapidly losing power, explosions, smoke etc.

-He bought a samsung smart ring but it had a flum-battery.
-The laptop my mother bought from temu turned out to have a flum-battery(i expected it).

by ahnaf.arabi December 18, 2025

twenty percent battery

When a girl wants to finger herself, but is wearing tampon, so she can only get her finger in a little bit, resulting in what looks like a battery that has twenty percent left

Brook: I wish i didnt have a twenty percent battery right now. Goshdarnit.

by ilovechingy8 June 7, 2011

killing my battery

Killing my high.

Man im hella stoned ! Best day ever

Mom: clean your room do your homework take a shower walk the dog, etc/
Man youre killing my battery !

by suda October 2, 2014