The Battle of Abrahim

A battle in biblical times where Abrahim fought a cyclops with his bear hands and defeated it in a grand epic battle.

The Battle of Abrahim was a biblical tug of war between Abrahim and a 4 inch tall cyclops.

by Holy TugOWar August 25, 2010

The Battle of Madison and McGrady

The 1864 Civil War Battle of Madison and McGrady took the lives of several good men. The battle took place on the fields of Charlottesville, Virginia where Union soldiers took down a heavily guarded Confederate stronghold. The long fought battle took over 6 days to conclude and claimed the lives of over 1200 men. It is said the souls of these brave soldiers still roam the Virginia airs surrounding the battlefield.

This movie is bloodier than the battle of Madison and McGrady.

by CivilWar1864 May 28, 2011

battled

To eat/attempt to eat something

yo man i battled this cheezeburger yesterday.

by umphug November 24, 2010

Sharpen the Battle Oar for the Regatta

Code used by closeted gay men to communicate their intent on attending a gay sex orgy;

Sharpen= lubricate

Battle Oar= one's penis

Regatta= public place, usually a highway rest stop or secluded park bench, where homosexual men go to have unprotected sex with multiple anonymous partners

Mike: Hey Dave, what are you up to tonight?

Dave: I'm so stressed. I'm ready to sharpen the battle oar for the regatta. (wink)

Mike: Sounds good. I'll see you there. (gently taps foot)

by Crewman April 29, 2009

battle dome

Bubble Shield From Halo 3:
Newbs Hide Behind It From Me And Mallrat.

Stevie:Man that dude is hidding in his battle dome.
Rob:Fucken newbs and they battle domes.

by Rob Mckittrick November 12, 2007

Battle Axe Syndrome

A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.

My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome

Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?

Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.

by Norma's Garage February 13, 2014

Caterpillar Battles

The act of rubbing one's mustache against another man's mustache, preferably while dressed as The Village People.

"Dude, i'm not going to shave for a month so we can have sweet caterpillar battles."

"Let me go get my leather biker cap, i'm going to battle the shit out of your caterpillar."

by LubedFerret February 28, 2014