batmanned out

when your pants and/or underwear are so tight that people can see your cock and balls in them

Ugh did you see how that guy was all batmanned out at the store?

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows May 2, 2015

batmannym22

my dick is angled into a trapezoid

batmannym22 dick hurt when it was up my ass last night

by scooterbob May 18, 2017

batmantality

The natural ability to think and act like Batman in a detective way.

I have a Batmantality about people.

by STLBatman84 June 27, 2018

batmanwiner1234

Guy who is obsessed with kreekcraft and uses the term "didn't ask" too fucking much, he should stop before somebody fucking breaks his neck.

Batmanwiner1234: don't care, didn't ask

Guy: I could care less if you "didn't ask" . The world does not revolve around you, I don't fucking know you, nor are you any importance to anyone's life. Your girlfriend cheated on you, left you, and took all your money, but I see it's totally not your fault, since you are so cool.

by BtweetRulz January 1, 2021

batmans mom

non existence

peter123: batmans mom is non existence

by klauswwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww April 26, 2022

batmanmaxxing

batmanmaxxing refers to the pursuit of adapting most, if not all, character traits of Bruce Wayne in order to fully embody the very concept of Batman. In order to do so, one must shroud themself in mystery. In addition to that, you should perfect your physical fitness, after all, Gotham's not going to protect itself. Fornicating with crazy cat ladies should also be taken into consideration if you're gonna take this thing seriously.

I wonder what John's been up to these past few months?....

I heard he's been batmanmaxxing, hence his glowup, brooding masculine aura and massive shlong

by oguzhanito August 31, 2023

Get Batmanned

When somebody's parents are murder or both die unexpectedly.

You're gonna have to learn this on your own son, your mother and I could get batmanned any day

by Areese May 16, 2021