Ballometer

An imaginary scientific social instrument used to capture testicular fortitude.

Would you grab my Ballometer?

by AREAAD8 July 6, 2017

balconizers

Where people love hanging out on the balcony of entertainment premises

Oh look at that bunch of balconizers having a good time there.

by Marant December 2, 2017

Balloon Animal

The act when you go down on a girl and blow air in her pussy then push here belly in and make her queef and she makes a face like an angry hyaena as her pussy chimes along.

Kevin: Yo my nigga Larry, I ate sarinas pussy and gave her a balloon Animal

Larry: Bro that's spiritual, I'm so jelly

by James pace December 31, 2017

balloon cider

redneck hard cider made from putting yeast, sugar, and juice inside a jug with a balloon on top and letting it ferment

“hey did you try billybob’s new batch of balloon cider” “oh hell yeah jimmy it sure was tasty”

by Everyyone May 4, 2018

Balloon

A rubber ball that can be filled with air to make float and is sensitive to needles. You should never pop one without telling people first. Unless it’s for revenge.

Ahh, you shouldn’t pop that balloon so near my ear, it startled me!

by Nyahiema May 30, 2018

balborg

A party between valborg and the ball. A perfect opportunity for broke KTH students to eat, drink and shake some booty!

Oh wow Balborg is next week, I should really start looking for a tie to go with my suit!

by vektordata May 8, 2018

Balloon holder

A retarded person

Balloon holders shouldn’t be allowed in the bathroom for more than five minutes by themselves

by JJJaiLLujann June 7, 2018