i smell bacon

A phrase said loudly by petty criminals to the person next to you in the vicinity of a policeman.

*policeman gets on the rain*

sniff sniff, i smell bacon!

*whack*

by kung-fu jesus August 21, 2004

Bacon Cow

A large cow that tends to shart a few pigs every 3 to 5 days, The bacon from these is a delicacy in most countries. After the pigs are collected the shart juices are collected in a small glass for later use.

Bacon Cows shart pigs.

by BigBootyHoe1337 October 9, 2014

bacon snail

a snail excessive amounts of bacon

dude look at that snail eating excessive amounts of bacon, it must be a bacon snail.

by dave and shane December 22, 2008

a baconnwaffle

a person that is a loser and makes bad minecraft youtube videos

i'm a baconnwaffle

by bali_raven April 26, 2022

bacon strip

1) A small vertical strip of pubic hair over the genitals. Very popular with teens and women. A guy who has a bacon strip would be a homo.
2) A small streak of shit left in a pair of underwear. Caused by not wiping properly.

1) Holy shit Sally, your bacon strip really turns me on.
2) A girl took off my underwear last night, I thought I was going to score, but suddenly she noticed a bacon strip in my underwear.

by Dan January 18, 2005

strip-of-bacon

what happens when you slice up a cop with your knife

man Keeshon got 5 years for makin that cop into a strip of bacon

by Justin Bird February 23, 2004

bacon

The lips of the woman's vagina.

Man that girl's got some bacon!

by Georgey Porgey April 18, 2003