Baby Lunch

When you have your penis sucked so hard, that the sperm is sucked out before you orgasm.

"Dude, she baby lunched my penis, it was like getting blown by a shop vac"

by BABYLUNCH ALLSTAR May 15, 2010

baby bumper

one person who engages in a relationship with one who is underage, also known as jail bait.

sarah: ricky is such a creep. He stays going out with those jail baiters.
tina: he's definately a baby bumper

by hannita May 26, 2008

Baby Toss

1) Towards the end of the movie "Tropic Thunder" when Ben Stiller's Character, Tugg Speedman, tosses a baby named Half-Squat.

2) A throw or toss that is ridiculously short, like coming from the end of a baby's arm

Hellen Keller: The pong-championship rests on this throw, bradah
Kindig: Umph
Hellen Keller: OMG...that baby toss was shorter than my dick.

by Notorious P.A.T. December 19, 2008

baby belly

A not so euphemistic name for the baby bump. I saw one lady with her belly sticking out like a bar fly. That was my inspiration,

Look at her baby belly! She must be expecting a litter.

by The Fly On The Wall April 28, 2013

baby phoenix

The burning poop that occurs after eating spicy food.

I just got home from that Thai restaurant and gave birth to a baby phoenix.

by eekbean December 8, 2014

baby's handbag

A slang term for the placenta, sometimes used by midwives.

Midwife: Well done, you have a beautiful baby girl, now lets get her handbag.
Mother: Pardon? What?
Midwife: Oh I'm sorry love, the placenta, I believe baby's handbag sounds a lot nicer that 'afterbirth' or 'placenta'.

I have everything in my handbag to keep me happy and contented, and that's what she's had to keep her happy and
contented for 9 months.

by foxyleelou November 27, 2013

baby door

slang for vagina.

"he totes slammed my baby door!"

"my baby door was knocked off its hinges last night!"

by gurlilla December 31, 2013