Enemy At The Gates

When you think you only feel like farting but when you actually fart you shit in your pants. The 'Gate' here refers to anum, i.e. asshole and the 'Enemy' to liquidified shit.

John: Now I'm gonna FART!

Mike: DON'T. There may be enemy at the gates waiting!

Enemy At The Gates by Sac-Man October 29, 2010

I bite my thumb at thou! 

When armies took prisoners in southern Europe in the middle ages, they would sometimes be offered the chance to earn their freedom by eating a fig from a mules anus. As the captors taunted their captive, offering him this degrading method of escape, they would bite their thumbs.

I bite my thumb at thou! infidel!

I bite my thumb at thou! by Themanwiththegiantwilly September 26, 2005

drop mr. brown off at the pool 

(v.) to poo

I'll be there as soon as I can but first I have to drop mr. brown off at the pool.

drop mr. brown off at the pool by scut monkey August 8, 2009

Somebody at the door 

Somebody at the door usually means someone wishes to enter a room or a building

We live in a security conscious age. Many doors into buildings and rooms are now locked at all times. Security men sit at a desk where there are computers and monitors showing all entries into a building, and the movement of traffic outside the building. The security desk usually faces the main entrance into the building. When somebody at the door wishes to enter
they are able to press a button so that the personmay enterthe building

Somebody at the door by Stias December 28, 2005

moving at the speed of black 

Performing a task without a sense of urgency.

Spent all day at the DMV because their representative, Shaniqua, was moving at the speed of black.

moving at the speed of black by joejack August 7, 2013

The Bad Girls At The End Of The Road

A group of evil females who live at the end of the road.

To engage in naughty behavior on innocent people who haven't been corrupted by smutty fanfiction.

"Then these bad girls showed up and took me to their evil lair"

To the bad girls at the end of the road, being bad never felt so good.

The Bad Girls At The End Of The Road by Crazy Word Bitch September 16, 2009

I've stayed at THAT hotel. 

A phrase used when you're able to relate to someone's situation because you have experienced and survived that very same situation or something incredibly similar.

Suzy: "Guys make me sick! I just want to vomit every time I think about them."
Deb: "I've stayed at THAT hotel...we should make out" (That'd be cool if things like this happened more often on video tape)


Tony: "I can't stand the way Erin treats me, she's such a cum dumpster"
Peter: "Sorry to hear that man"
Tony: "Yeah, I just need to get her back by sleeping with one of her family members"
Peter: "I've stayed at THAT hotel"
*The Douchebags High-Five*

I've stayed at THAT hotel. by MagicPooBall February 13, 2009