Alex Jacob

A bangin’ Jeopardy contestant who’s uncanny intelligence and stoic, broody demeanor sets him apart from all the others. His blunt affect is likely a result of his former career as a professional poker player, where showing no emotion is tactic often utilized to hide one’s hand. He is smart as a whip and is paramount in sharIng fun facts about himself during the chatting segment. For example, he used a toilet paper holder as a buzzer upon practicing to be on the show. He answered final Jeopardy with the word “Aleve” as a joke because he didn’t know the clue involving African countries, showing that not only is he a genius, but a stone-fox comedian.

I was watching Jeopardy today and couldn’t help but swoon over the mad handsome, Alex Jacob. Too bad he brings up his “lovely wife” all the time, most likely to scare away fan girls who write stuff about him on the internet.

by SheAteThePlacenta January 31, 2020

Alex Schweikert

The type of guy who dates a girl for money and then breaks up with her right away

"Wow, he dated that blonde for $5. He is such an Alex Schweikert!"

by xcocdcod February 25, 2020

Alexander Abbey

A man who believes he looks like a model but waddles around like Pingu and will always ask his friends for tips on girls. An Alexander Abbey also has the popular chat up like "How you doin' " and needs great help with day to day chores and homework. An Alexander Abbey also enjoys a good visit to his household so tell your Alexander Abbey your coming for cakes and cricket

Girls: Hi Alexander Abbey, can you tell me the homework?
Alexander Abbey: How you doin'
Girls: Good thanks just need the homework thanks

*later by text to his friends*

Alexander Abbey: I think she likes me!

by ToastedGlove March 13, 2020

Alexander Dumbass

An exceptional dullard, though not to the level of Henry Dumbass.

Then the contestant, reacting to the audience's laughter after she identified the author of The Three Musketeers as "Alexander Dumbass", said, "No...wait... Henry Dumbass!" -- from the Pardon My Blooper album, 1957.

by Zappin' Nap March 31, 2020

Alexandria Bridge

Alexandria Bridge is a term morons use when they mean to describe the inter-provincial Alexandra Bridge, which spans the Ottawa River between Ottawa, Ontario and Gatineau, Quebec.

Jeff: Did you see the checkpoints that Sûreté du Québec set up at the Alexandria Bridge?

Dan: I think you mean the Alexandra Bridge, ass clown. Why are you crossing the bridge at all? You should be practicing physical distancing and staying home, not walking to Maxi in Hull to save a few bucks. Or at least go dumpster-diving closer to home. Jeff, I don't even know who you are anymore!?!?!

by CandiceR April 1, 2020

Alex

He’s 6 foot 2, with the body of a dancer.

look at that guys dance moves, he’s a real Alex.

See that guy over there dancing with only his knees?- that’s my friend Alex

by Eireann Brockovich April 5, 2020

Alexander Ludwig

Alexander Ludwig - The young version of him is perfect. As he masters the role of Cato Hadley in The Hunger Games, all people with a decent sense instantly fall in love with him at the sight of his luscious arms. He is the kind of guy that has everything - the lips, the eyes, the hair, the abs and just the overall body.

Someone - Why are you so in love with Cato?

Me af - Alexander Ludwig has dem lips, dem eyes, dem hair, dem abs and just da overall body. HE IS PERFECT ANY ANY BISH WHO SAYS HE ISN'T IS A BITCHHHH!!

by I have many fictional bfs June 15, 2020