Cards Against Humanity

The best card game ever created. The stuff of dreams and nightmares alike, and the only *true* way to know if your friends are sociopaths

We've got time and Wifi, who's down for Cards Against Humanity ?

by The *Other* *That* Guy July 24, 2019

Kids Against Maturity

A game by Cyanide and Happiness that gets rid of your maturity faster than you can say “Santa’s big fat sack”

Hey, wanna play Kids Against Maturity

by _Dictionaryuser#473 November 4, 2020

Authority against noobs

Authority against noobs is how you get rid of n00bs but helps newbs to stop them from being or becoming a n00b

Authority against noobs is used as a place on the internet to get rid of n00bs and help newbs

by Eguyg May 10, 2021

rubbing his dick against the cheese grater

Used for years to describe women who engage in large amounts of unprotected sex with random men and doesn't clean their vagina's out of men's cum after sex, which leaves a thick white residue like cheese behind that last for days without cleaning.

Did you hear about the guy who picked up a chick last night? He was rubbing his dick against the cheese grater and got enough cheese to last a week!

by viper15 September 20, 2016

Play both ends against the middle

Idiom

To make two people or groups oppose each other so that you can gain/get an advantage from the situation.

Politicians often play both ends against the middle by bringing up religion into the politics.

Synonyms: Work both ends/sides against the middle.

by Zami Karzai September 2, 2018

face pressed against glass

When someone presses their face against glass/window. People sometimes press their face against glass so they can make funny faces since you can see your face getting squished on the other side.

He looks funny when he's got his face pressed against glass.

by A random person you don't know May 2, 2022

Agginus

Slang term for against us, antonym of witus.

"Dawg you either witus or agginus, aight"

by UnseenAxis May 25, 2009