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Dildo

It is a adult toy that men and woman use to put in their vagina and or anus to simulate having sexual intimacy
I just used my dildo and I have a orgasem
by Queff chef November 23, 2023
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Daddy Dildo

A massive penis used by horny women. usually in the shape of their favorite porn star or boyfriend.
Girl 1: Omg my new daddy dildo came in the mail!!!
Girl 2: Which porn star!?
Girl 1: Johnny sins!!!!
by Discumbobulated November 19, 2021
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hobo dildo

When a solid turd is used as a sexual accessory in lieu of the traditional dildo or vibrator, due to lack of money to purchase said sexual implements.
Wanda achieved orgasm behind the dumpster at Wendy's using a hobo dildo.
by Flatulent Reggie August 14, 2013
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Dildo Sandals

Sandals used for toying preferably by women and gay men. Also worn in situations of high sexual tension.
So I was at the bar the other night and this slut walked in wearing her dildo sandals. We fucked that night.
by Big Dick Dom February 23, 2014
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Dildo

A dick often made of silicone or plastic.
“Dude I tried using a dildo for the first time last night, I think I’m gay…”
by R33H33H33 July 19, 2022
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Turkey Dildo

A douche canoe who doesn’t respond to mating calls needs to be fucked hard by a turkey dildo.
That bitch hasn’t responded to any of my texts, what a turkey dildo.
by Chimp-Arm May 3, 2024
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Dildo

A long rubber toy used by women to fill their pussy
I'm horny, let me stick my dildo in me
by pornisthebest March 30, 2023
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