The act of your wife giving her a boyfriend a tug job while you watch epic gains on $GME from greedy hedge funds.
I was so busy watching my gain porn, I didn't even notice my wife was giving Melvin the 'ol diamond handy.
by Jdizzle30 January 30, 2021
Get the diamond handymug. Joe Diamond Fancy is the best man there is. He is a legitimate Kung Fu Master and specialized in Japanese woodworking. Joe Diamond Fancy basks in Monster Energy girls and motorcycles. He slings cock and wood.
by Hardwoods4justice September 29, 2022
Get the Joe Diamond Fancymug. by urbandictuser123 September 17, 2023
Get the I’m diamond 1mug. A shit that feels like it will never come out, but after pushing with all your might, you finally feel it come out, expecting it to be gigantic. However, upon looking at it, you are surprised to see only a small pebble that is dwarfed by the size of your usual shits.
Woah, I just had a painful chocolate diamond, but after getting it out I was surprised by how small it was after I felt a light Poseidon's Kiss.
by nabnab1305 March 6, 2016
Get the Chocolate Diamondmug. n. very close to the ground
Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.
Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.
by TheOneAndOnly........ January 31, 2019
Get the Matthew Diamondmug. a lightskin, dirty ass bitch, who has no morals whatsoever. she takes pride in fucking on niggas who clearly show no interest. she tries to break up relationships, but fails miserably and just embarrasses herself. she cannot do hair to save her life and has a horrible ph balance.
by ghostwriter005 December 31, 2023
Get the diamondmug. by Mitzuri June 8, 2022
Get the Diamondmug.