magical sexuality

Something that gets you off that is not possible with your natural parts.

I enjoy watching straight porn as a gay guy because I think having a clitoris and pussy would feel great while getting pounded by a straight man's cock due to how much easier it is to have sex as a woman compared to a gay bottom.
--I will never have a clitoris or pussy and will never have a straight man's cock, by definition, and I do not intend to ever identify as a female or undergo gender reassignment surgery as transgender. I am completely gay, masculine, and just get off from imagining having a pussy being sexed by straight man cock. Since none of this is possible for me, it is magical sexuality.

by Bald@21 September 8, 2012

magic one

Someone beyond all levels of greatness./Haveing reached a level of awsome far above anyone else.

Wow Franks awsome

No He is the magic one.

by Alukip August 18, 2008

magic toothbrush

While a man and a woman are having sex the man quickly removes his penis from the womans vagina and jizzes on a toothbrush. The woman than brushes her teeth with the toothbrush.

Person 1- " yo last night i gave my girlfriend a magic toothbrush."

Person 2- "eew.... wait what's a magic toothbrush?"

Person 1- " Bro look it up on Urban Dictionary."

Person 2- " (while looking at definition) dude your girlfriends a FREAK!!!"

by ObamaSt3AlsW33D December 2, 2013

Magical Arno

Magical Arno is a meme made up by 2 guys who had to much spare time.

Me: Wow dude, last night i thought i heard something mumbling from my closet.
Guy: Hmmm, lemme think, thats should be Magical Arno 3>
Me: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
Guy: Hide yo kids, Hide yo wife

by Xeleron October 21, 2010

Magic Phone

a magic phone is any smart phone that is capable of answering questions.

hey where's the nearest place to buy beer?
i dont know lemme look it up on the magic phone.

what kind of animal is the most dangerous?
MAGIC PHONE!

by i came up with magic phone September 5, 2011

Black Magic

Black magic a.k.a jakomäki magic means that a dark individual spells out magic words and suddenly you have a knife in your side and you are missing your bike

NiBBa: Hey! Do you wanna see black magic?
Me: Sure I do
NiBBa: Abrakadabra, my sister is nine. Take a walk, cus your bike is now mine!

by Sneaky motherfucker April 25, 2019

Magic Whiskey

n. A lone shot of whiskey that completely inebriates the drinker without need for more alcohol. Typically effects the underage and those that can't hold their liquor.
In some cases, the drinker will comment on how the solitary shot felt going down to great detail. (heat, spicy flavor, etc.)

"Denise won't shut up about that Magic Whiskey shot she just took. Get over it, it's just JD!"

by Christopher Majewski June 20, 2008