Jort shart

v./n. - A shart that happens while wearing jorts

v: Oh, gross! That dude just jort shart!
n: Steve's lactose intolerant and he had a real nasty jort shart earlier. That's what he gets for wearing jorts and eating a tub of ice cream.

by CArthur June 20, 2021

LE Shart

Le shart also known as el shart,or the infamous le shart robards,happens when one useless piece of OXYGEN..Laughs so uncontrollably hard that a little brown boy pops or ''poops'' out..usually followed by little songs..

Robards laughed so much that pre gas (ch4) .. was released into the air and le shart shorty followed as he could not stop laughing that WASTE OF OXYGEN

When the little brown boy popped out he sang marvin gaye's

The world is just a great big onion
& pain & fear are the spices that make you cry
Oh, & the only way to get rid of this great big onion
Is to plant love seeds until it dies, uh huh

Hey world! We got a great big job to do
Yeah, we need you
& everybody who loves truth
Don't you know we've got to clean up this place
& reach far high & oh yeah

Yes we do
We gotta be headstrong about rightin' the wrong
& make a mountain of happy souls, oh,Oh

The world is just a great big onion

& I don't care, it's the face people like to wear

Yes it is now

& the only way to get rid of this great big onion
Tell about it, baby!
So come on, let's knock on every door
Tell them love is the answer
Whether they're rich or poor, oh yeah
For we don't care what you do
How you look, or your status claim, baby
No no, because brothers & sisters
From now on, is gonna be everyone's name, oh oh

& pain & fear are the spices that make you cry
Yes it is
Is to plant love seeds

Now everybody, got to plant love seeds

Until it dies

The world is just a great big onion

by ONIONLOOKSATU March 17, 2010

Shart

A shart is when you fart and shit at the same time. Basically, it's when you think you farted, you actually shat.

"Yo bro, I just sharted. Stay away or the smell will get to you!"

by Isacc bals October 24, 2023

Shart

A big liquidity poop coming out if your asshole

My gaping ass cheeks had a shart coming put it was wet and juicy like ed Sheeran pussy

by Akoowakooo October 2, 2022

shart

when you think you are going to fart but a load and messy shit comes out in stead.

"oh dang I started all over my grandma, and now she is covered in wet poop and moist oder. " I love eating my fat sharts

by Kitkatthebat March 22, 2021

deep shart

When a corrupt dirtbag gets caught breaking the law, then responds by simultaneously shitting himself and blowing smoke about a mythical "deep state" conspiracy.

D.H.: "Hey, I didn't misuse campaign funds for THC vaping and golf outings! That's just the Deep State trying to frame me!"

Voters: "Dude, you're deep sharting. Just GTFO and go directly to jail."

by kelledin August 22, 2018

Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014