dogs

it’s toes

“ayo man you gotta let the dogs breathe”
“aye man ain’t no peta shit but you right” *rips socks off*

by anonymous June 4, 2022

Oily Chili Dog

The act of having anal intercourse while the recipient has to defecate. Once the top finishes and pulls out, the recipient proceeds to defecate all over the top.

“Oh man, my girl surprised me with an oily chili dog last night!”

by The Great Hambino November 20, 2024

Dog Toy

When someone tells you a story and the whole time you’re thinking “stfu bitch, I know not a single word coming out of your mouth is true.”

Mandy: “Did you hear Becky slept with Principal Lincoln? He is giving her all A’s in all of her classes and naming her student of the month. He even bought her a car for her 18th birthday!”

Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*

by aluminum2318 December 12, 2017

lawyer dogged

when the law twists a suspects words in order to deny criminal rights; refers to a court decision made in New Orleans after a suspect asked for a "lawyer, dawg" the motion to give the man a lawyer was denied due to ambiguous wording as it was argued he could've been asking for a dog that was a lawyer

Be clear and concise when invoking your rights as a suspect to police, otherwise you could get lawyer dogged

by hedonism-bot June 5, 2023

Female Dog

a literal bitch

"I own 2 female dogs"

by Bennet A. April 2, 2022

Neighbor’s Dog

The worst thing that has ever happened to you. Responsible for many sleepless nights and unproductive days. Will not stop shitting on your lawn. Will not stop attacking you when you’re just trying to walk in the neighborhood. Worst of all, he’s the one who got your 6 month old Yorkie pregnant.

My life has been a living hell ever since my neighbors got a dog. The neighbor’s dog has messed up many aspects of my life. I can’t sit in peace in my own yard.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020

ur dog a frog

the most bad ass insult you can say to anyone

"ur mum gay." "well, ur dog a frog."

by ZanMax May 25, 2018