Dog

An animal that females think makes up their entire personality.

What do you like to do for fun?
“Pet my dog, go for walks with my dog, feed my dog, bathe my dog”
Ha…yeah, uh, do you like to do anything else besides take care of your pet?
“Uhm ya I downvote UrbanDictionary posts that call me out to a T”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 May 8, 2023

dog tool

a person that is very good in competitive shooter they're role is a duelist there are more than 1 duelist they get flamed by the person who is using the word "Dog" the character/agent that is mostly being used for this word is the agent called "Clove".

"Two duelist hold b main dog tool."
Synonyms

"Dog Yahoo"
"Dog Noob"
"Dog Duelist"

by Burt1244 December 23, 2024

Dog woofed

When someone is dog woofed, they have just been beaten at whatever they are competing in. If you are to dog woof someone, you have just absolutely destroyed them in competition.

Ian: 1v1 me on realistic hood rp roblox ya pssy
Shaun: Come on then I'll batter you ya pr*ck
*Shaun absolutely obliterates Ian*
Shaun: YOU JUST GOT F*CKING DOG WOOFED

by Shaun from down the pub August 10, 2022

Penley Dog

The act of going ass to mouth while wearing a bomb suit.

After successfully disabling the explosive device, Brent went ass to mouth on his girlfriend. With his balls covered in shit, he announced "you have officially received the first ever, penley dog!"

by Aerialninja September 22, 2017

Halfway Hot Dog

Cutting your penis down the middle from tip to halfway along the shaft to create two different child penises so you can bang two chicks at once.

Tom took threesomes to a whole new level with the halfway hot dog

by The Dank Jester May 15, 2018

Hurricane Dog

A term for a chaotic dog getting the zoomies, leaving nothing but destruction in its wake. The size of the dog does not matter, for Hurricane Dog comes all the same.

“Oh no, Luna’s getting excited! Hurricane Dog incoming!”

by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024

Dog water

What fortnite kids say when you are LITERALLY THE WORST AT FORTNITE.

im cracked! Ur so dog water you keep dying

by Lorenna2011 April 16, 2022