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by A Jazzy Man-esque December 8, 2020
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Closet baby

A baby conceived by two people in a lavender marriage specifically to hide the parents homosexuality. Closet babies can be conceived through IVF, turkey baster or through the old fashioned way if the gay man is drunk enough and watched enough gay porn earlier in the day to make "it" work.
His agent wants him to stay closeted so he bearded up and they popped out a closet baby.
by Mr freeze September 27, 2017
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Bush Baby

Peirce: I gave Kathy a bush baby last night
Joe: no way, I live doing those
by John Rook December 10, 2018
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Baby Room Shiv

He is an extremely dark teenage Indian, even though he claims he is "Guju". He is barely making it through each of his classes. He only associates with younger people and has a history of abusing young children. in the nursery room. Thus, the nickname "Shiv's in the baby room" was born. Young children frequently use this term, and Shiv becomes extremely insane when people use it, which makes him want to molest them more. Like how Humans have addiction to porn, shiv has an addiction to touching little kids and abusing them. he says he finds internal happiness while touching little boys.
by SHivuuuuu November 22, 2023
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Baby Boomer

Boomer: Hey baby boomer welcome to the boomer squad
Baby Boomer: Im not that type of boomer
by PaPa Johns Official November 27, 2019
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Baby

A baby is a small being in process of growth
Since the baby is not fully conscious yet, it can not remember anything throughout half it's childhood
A baby can also react at random times, leaving it crying
A baby is also an annoying piece of shit that you want to throw out a window whenever you hear it cry
"I'm pregnant with my first baby."
"Your baby is ugly."
"Fat bitch baby."
by Kyothejasperlover July 7, 2021
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