Love is a Business

When you manage your relationship or love life like it’s a business.

Love is a Business, but you can’t expect full-time benefits when you treat it like a part-time job.

Love is a Business! When you sign a pre-nup, it’s not that you’re planning for a divorce, you’re managing the emotions and assets while you’re in a good headspace.

by Love Manager February 28, 2019

Loved Up

Being with someone so much you never see your friends

Hey..haven't seen you figured you were loved up

by Pegsteroo March 2, 2019

Love

A non existing pain in the ass.

George: Ya got you a wife yet son?
Brian: Nope. Love is being a pole up my ass.

by You Don’t Need To Know That March 6, 2019

farmer love

When there are two people who farmers who get it in with animals or people in barns

farmers love sex

(Bob) my uncle is all about that farmer love with the horses.

by Very_cool dude March 7, 2019

Fog of Love

When someone finds their love interest more attractive than before they found love in them. It is a natural phenomenon that happens to just about every human being and, in most cases, isn't realised by the subject.

Gary - Emily looks good with or without make-up.
Bill - No she doesn't, you've just got a case of the Fog of Love.

by Vndct December 22, 2018

In a loving way

When you insult one of your friends/ someone you care about but it doesn’t matter because you love them regardless their flaws.

Person1: ****’s a headass haha

Person2: I thought you guys were friends..
Person1: chillll I mean it in a loving way<3

by Pizzaaaaaaaa December 25, 2018

Mix-love

MIX-LOVE /you love her but dont wanna be in a relationship

I think im haveing MIX-LOVE.

by Kid silence January 4, 2019