Slowman Joeman

When someone goes so slow, you go insane...

When you pick up someone, and they decide to take a shit at that exact moment and keep you waiting, or forget their wallet, only to come out to the car and tell you they did, then go get... O worse wait till your 10 minutes into the trip...

When someone is very stupid.

*Someone does something incredibly slow*

"You're such a slowman joeman..."

by mn2091 October 24, 2011

junky joejoe

Chris is a fucking junky joejoe, one who sells drugs in the homes of others and steals their very souls with his nonsensical rants of how good his shit is

Chris who is your daddy and what does he do?
MY daddy name JohnJoe and he collects social welfare
Man your such a "Junky Joejoe"

by little dark one December 17, 2013

brother joeb

When your at a family dinner and your brother is looking good in his wrangler jeans so you asked to be excused from the table so he can creampie you in the anal cavity

Damn brother joeb is looking fine in them jeans.

by Vro76 June 14, 2017

The Joey

When you stick your index finger in the anus of your woman.

I picked up a road snag and bent her over doggie style and i Stuck my finger in her ass as i was giving it to her. She asked what the hell i was doing and I said im giving you the joey.

by Dannyg247 June 15, 2017

kind joey

Kind joey is a sexual act involving a hot chick going down on a guy with a small penis because she feels bad for him.

This chick rejected me, but she gave me a kind joey, so I don't care.

by Jellyfish998 October 5, 2017

james joeseph hegarty

James Joeseph Hegarty. A stunning guy he's got the looks and he gives great hugs you really want to be around him when your uncomfortable he always knows when you're upset. All guys are jealous of his looks and he's a ladies man

A James Joeseph Hegarty is a hot guy that always knows when you're upset

by EthioPians October 27, 2018

Mexican Joel

A mexican joel is the best drug lord in town; sells joint for a buck. No one knows his gender but they assume he is related to thanos

Dam those bath salts were pretty cheap
Yeah my plugs a Mexican Joel

by YaBoi Hibberto December 7, 2018